1. tepid-tea:

    Tom Hiddleston in the afterlife…

  2. abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him

    abbeyisacartoonfreak:

    helioscentrifuge:

    justyouraveragehaggis:

    beckyhop:

    zftw:

    we need to talk about that house loan

    It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

    I need it.

    I also need that guy’s eye.

    okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

    nobody tell him

  3. uno-flatu:


If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

    uno-flatu:

    If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

  4. earthdad:

    the rise and fall

  5. thotstothinkabout:

    thefitrasta:

    Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

    SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

  6. artistfire13:

    castiel-knight-of-hell:

    majestiel:

    #Sam is like #man it’s pretty chilly lemme just warm my hands on this burning corpse

    fun fact: Sam warming his hands wasn’t in the script. Before they shot this scene the director was talking to Jared and mentioned that it was a cold night. Jared thought the director was telling him to show that it was cold out, so he did this

    oh my god.

  7. wilbr:

It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

    wilbr:

    It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.

  8. zachafalse:

    elderdi0medes:

    ”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

    So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

    IM CRYING

  9. ultrafacts:

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    ultrafacts:

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    Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

  10. phoneticmeow:

    Tumblr on November 1st

  11. drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

    image

    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

  12. feministforchoice:

    pro-lifers: be thankful that your mother chose life!

    me: key word CHOSE. as in MADE A CHOICE. as in she had the choice of either having a child or not. So yes. I am thankful that my mother had a choice.

  13. dankleaf:

    avantgauche:

    caseyanthonyofficial:

    Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

    image

    I fucking hate shit like this because now i’m going to have to watch this whole god damn anime just to get your shitty joke and be able to die in god damn piece

About me

I'm insane. Rather, the matter of my sanity is differential when compared to that of others. My idea of concepts like beauty, hilarity, justice, and reality sometimes stand in stark contrast to those held by society. Although these concepts are not "normal," the imperfection of their being is what creates both their attraction as well as the "beauty" of their "perfect" counterparts. Without these pieces that catch my interest, though they may sometimes appear to be morbid, bizarre, "ugly," and frightening, there is no concept of their opposites. A rose is as ugly as garbage, and garbage is as beautiful as a rose.

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